Global Orgasm or Abstinence? You Decide...

Recently appointed deputy assistant secretary for Health and Human Services, Dr. Eric James Keroack, might just have his work cut out for him if the Global Orgasm movement grabs followers this December 22. The website for the movement claims its goal is “to effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!” The “masterminds” behind the Global Orgasm, Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell, are co-founders of the anti-war organization Baring Witness. Even more info can be found at their blog. Though their movement has nothing to do with Bush’s decision to appoint gynecologist Keroack, who has been an active anti-abortion, pro-abstinence programs advocate, it just seems too ironic to be true.